can't think of anything not sick to say to this.

The style and the joke don't fucking fit and that's why it's great!

I love the unnecessary creepy music playing in all of this

I was expecting, "I drank it", but your "my wife butt-funnelled it" was infinitely more entertaining. I imagine that would hurt. Animation style could use just a bit of work but is smooth. Just a bit strange and almost looks rotoscoped.

The man standing up looks like Chris Hansen way too much to make this comfortable to watch.