Absolute hillarious! But indeed sounded like pretty damn traumatizing.
Though, i'm actually curious: DID the cute little thing actually "followed" you arround / in vicinity?
Besides, i don't think that's creepy/kinky. Isn't that what's being a kid is all about?
No to say sad is, what become of us later in life. Beer chugin, brawlin and screwin lads. Well, not that bad indeed, but the innocence is gone long.
Ah man, aweseom, keep it up!