"Growing up in an Ice Cream household, I never gave her holiness much thought. I knew her divine powers shielded me from any vegetables, but I never knew the extent of her mercy. And one day, there she was, appearing from the clouds, speaking to me. oh, haha, and the strangest thing.. you know how all the books says she's Vanilla flavoured? They're wrong!"

- Child of Ice Cream

"those people are great customers but they scare away everybody else.. I reckon I should start selling waffles instead, attracts less freaks"

- shopkeeper