I really like the idea and where this could go. The animation and art is decent enough. I really enjoyed watching the animation.

I might suggest that if one of your character's is falling to their death, that they yell out, "Zeno's Paradox!" And they will suddenly stop falling.

Arrow paradox[edit]

1 of Zeno's paradoxes: The Arrow
If everything when it occupies an equal space is at rest, and if that which is in locomotion is always occupying such a space at any moment, the flying arrow is therefore motionless.

When Pythagoras said, "I would rather die a thousand deaths than go back to the cage." I think a better line would have been to replace 'cage' with 'cave', a reference to the Plato's Allegory of the Cave.

This is a web comic I love to read that mixes philosophical arguments into everyday affairs and absurdity. Perhaps it can give you inspiration.
http://dresdencodak.com/2010/05/05/a-degenerate-prepares-for-hell/
List of Paradoxes are a good source material for philosophical phun.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_paradoxes

Since this has 3 stars at the moment-- I voted 5 on the left box to try and balance it out. This hits that 1990's pun bone and tingles the haha in my spine. Keep up the good work :D

Very silly and consistent with its theme, but it was slow-loading. It took a few minutes just to load seconds.

Excellent Intro, Dude. You should make cartoons for Adult Swim! Using Ancient Philosophers for heroes is pretty clever. Can't wait to see more! Kinda Trippy.....
-Lax