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One Time I Killed A Man..

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One time i killed a man
And i chopped him up and then i burried his arm in the woods
And i went back to the woods 3 years later and his arm grew into an arm tree
And the hands on the arm tree fell off and crawled around the forrest floor strangling the woodland critters
And then the there was a ninja but he isnt really that important to the plot.

So anyways there i was just outside of the local kfc drinking my 7-11 slurpee when all of a sudden from out of the skys a ufo descended and it landed infront of me on top of a ford pinto which actually belonged to my cousin larry who bought it from a nice irish man who used to know the room mate of the uncle of the lead singer of frankie goes to hollywood but thats not the important thing

So anyways the ufo descended and landed on the ford pinto that used to belong to a nice irish man who used to know the room mate of the uncle of the lead singer of frankie goes to hollywood crushing it like a can of ravioli and the ufo opened its hatch and out stepped a being of pure energy and he said unto me

"do you know which way the freeway is?"

To which i replied

"ya you go about 6 blocks that way and make a left when you come to the howard johnsons then you go about 3 more blocks and you should see the offramp"

And the being said

"thank you"

And he sped off into the distance i never did see him again but after that day i knew we were no longer alone in the universe.

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