You pretty much tackled all the elements.

Come to think of it hmm... I never have seen an overweight anime character! At least not a main one. Well apart from Luffy right after one of those traditional feasts, but order is restored pretty quickly. A simple; somewhat truthful; entertaining guide!

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funny premise for a critical parody of the cliches in most anime, but was too short and could've had points in it like the over the top screaming or generic sexy female characters

true story
also step 4: all male characters have ''six pack'' and a good oufit

love it :)