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Teenage Stick Boy

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Swing your mouse to preform punches.
A,D: Movement


This is a suburb simulator, if you die, you're dead.


All your life you have been pampered by your sweet loving mother and father, and with a new baby boy on the way, life if looking better than ever. The only thing that bothers you is when your mom tells you to turn off the Xbox, or when she tells you to pause when you're in a fucking multiplayer game. What a fucking retard. She bought you this Xbox but now she will pay for trying to cook you a nice meal and distract you from upping your KDR in COD. Bitch.

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This is hilarious! AND the guy looks like a rubber hose cartoon!

I freaking love it

Thanks for your great work, but I hope it could have a restart button in the future even if I have to play from begining.

how do you get past the cops

So funny game LOL. Just need to improve on graphics and to make your family and the store dude to try to kill you too. The only one who tries it is the policeman. The rest is funny, ridiculous, and hilarious, so is pretty good actually.

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Votes
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Score
3.98 / 5.00

Uploaded
Nov 20, 2014
4:44 AM EST