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Hello, people of Newgrounds and the wider world! (should their eyes be focused in this direction)

I have been specially selected by the great Galactic Tribunal to compile a showcase of the Human condition before their prying eyes, in the hope that it will help to confirm to them our worth in the larger galactic playing field.

My first thought was to send them a copy of Carl Sagan's Cosmos, but the GT are an impatient lot, and it would take me too long to compile a version with subtitles in the great Galactic Type (as seen throughout this short), so instead, I took it upon myself to throw together a little animation that may see their approval. (Don't worry, I do intend to send them that subtitled version of Cosmos eventually.)

It is a great honor to finally receive the attention of the larger galactic community, and it's also nice that they decided (by slim majority) to not immediately vaporize our stellar system like the underdeveloped slime we are! Err, excuse my harsh honesty, guys. :P

As such, I'd appreciate it if you showed your respect in the comments, and let me know what I could do to improve my future productions. (please don't ask me to change the aspect ratio. :P) The Galactic Tribunal will be monitoring this page closely...

Also, it may be worth noting that this video contains a couple little easter eggs. See if you can find them all!