People. "Let's do the advertising department's job FOR them by fighting with our friends about the superiority of OUR device!" It's like the console war, but for adults. Well, I guess the console war is for adults too now. Man, we suck. I can't even talk trash, I'm the ultimate hipster with my "ruggedized" flip phone. Folks will find any reason to argue.
But yeah, this is pretty much exactly how the argument goes. Great work, smooth pacing, very charming.