I have a number of criticisms for this game, but to sound less harsh I am going to take on the persona of a drag queen.
This game did not make me scream "Yaaaassss bitch!!!" So I'm about to read it for filth.
Gurl you did not just bring this submission up in here okaaaayyy? I was getting Madonna's second ex-husband's obese third cousin's uncle with that character model darling. And that collision box is worse than Gaga's real hair! The controls did not have me gagging either. Absolutely nothing about this game was sickening alriiight? You betta werk and make something fieerrce hunty!
Alright that was it. I hope something was learned from this experience :)