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You Can't Fucking Lose

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You Can't Fucking Lose, this game is not to be taken seriously. Please reach at least level 4 before casting your eternally positive judgement on this glorious work of art.


The game is a narration on my feelings on the commerical game Industry. It is also a narration on gamers. Games keep getting easier as a whole, while others scream for something more unique and harder. This marries the two concepts in to a cohesive platformer that will please the hardcore, and those that wish to have their hands held. Enjoy.


V 1.1 is now live. It is nothing more than Bug Fixes. This is likely the last update, unless another game breaking bug is found. Thank you all, and enjoy.

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Ha! Loved it, I agree completely with they way most game industries are, and all gamers are different so yeah some cunts like their hands held and some cunts like a challenge and then there is this cunt (me) who doesn't fucking care as long as I am entertained. That is why we come to Newgrounds after all... 5/5 for creativity and awesome voice acting!

beat level 4, nek minet, heaven.

10/10 stage 4 too hard. needs more insaults

10/10, best sex of my life.

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Faves:
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Score
3.81 / 5.00

Uploaded
Sep 8, 2014
5:58 PM EDT