Gee whillickers, my first flash submission--feels good! Wait, no, thats the heroin kicking in. I needed some industrial-strength painkilling after trying (and failing) to get more than two buttons to work, so appreciate the ones you got there.

I had the good luck to play through the series with Max Payne growling depressing monologues in one ear and Sirundead growling only slightly more over-the-top depressing monologues in the other. The effect was hilarious but probably scarred me for life.
After the months spent laughing and crying hysterically in a mental institution I doodled up this fruity little number: http://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/paxilon/payne-to-de-max?context=ratings:etm.user:2812284.scouted:.offset:33

And now that I've drawn out the joke to an excrucuating degree I can die knowing that everything has come full circle. Really full circle, because the first thing that put Sirundead on my scope was, in fact, this
OTHER fruity little number animated beautifully by Haitam: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/601732
So it's nice to know that my life will have a decent sense of closure.

Thanks to DanishDragon and Hellwreckage for their fantastic music! Both these guys need more gooey love, so go do that.

And if anyone ever wants the solid minute I have of Sirundead shreiking "PUPPIES!" for beatbox or blackmail purposes, PM me.

I'm kidding, of course.
They're all mine.

Dont forget to look for a terrible easter egg! That you wont be able to unsee!

Edit: to any flash veterans (or anybody who isnt, unlike myself, a hyperidiot)-- my biggest problemnis coding. I just moved and my internet isnt set up, and for the duration of this project I've had to use my phone to look up tutorials (and submit this thing, too). I'd like main menu music but cant figure out how to stop it upon playing either movie clip. Help?