The Gothsicles - Save Dat Mermaid

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LYRICS:
No police
Or this underwater beast
Gets both beheaded and filleted
I’ve got no idea
Who this fishy mistress is
But such is the trap I’ve laid
Your family’s captured, too
But they’ve got less to do
Than this random chick of the sea
You beat me in round one
But this is round two
And you’ll never make it to round three
Unless there’s
A yo-yo strike to take down a gangster
A snake fight, so take up the slingshot
A solo mission with no eskimo accolades
‘Til the way is clear
Save dat mermaid
Can’t find the vine down which I’m ‘sposed to climb
I have a hammer, but only on the inside
Tests of strength and of mind all serve to hide the way
But the goal is clear
Save dat mermaid
No need to be afeared
I’ll rescue you
With my scuba gear
And that cool spear shooting gun
I’m staying overnight at the Radisson
Everyone will cheer
When I rescue you with my scuba gear
You’ll be one rescued ass mermaid
And I’ll be wearing scuba gear
A yo-yo strike to take down a gangster
A snake fight, so take up the slingshot
A solo mission with no eskimo accolades
‘Til the way is clear
Save dat mermaid
Can’t find the vine down which I’m ‘sposed to climb
I have a hammer, but only on the inside
Tests of strength and of mind all serve to hide the way
But the goal is clear
Save dat mermaid
A yo-yo strike to take down a gangster
A fuckin’ snake, so boomerang the blindspot
A solo mission with no eskimo accolades
‘Til the way is clear
Save dat mermaid
Can’t find the vine down which I’m ‘sposed to climb
Slappin’ old men because it makes me feel fine
Tests of strength and of mind all serve to hide the way
But the goal is clear
Save dat mermaid
That game was fucking hard