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Rick Perry Poetry

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While in California, trying to get a Tesla Auto battery factory built in Texas, Rick Perry came up with the cure for multiple afflictions. If you're a drunk, just don't be. If you're gay, just don't be. If you're deaf, blind, smart: just don't be.
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I cant hear it but the corndog thing was funny

Bit difficult to hear what he's saying in parts, but the corndog part was hilarious ^^

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Jul 12, 2014
10:45 PM EDT