Interesting advice, I will test my luck at high school!
5/10/25 - Update: So, it worked. I got so much attention from the girls! It was mainly disgusted faces for some reason, but I'll continue.
6/4/25 - Update #2: Well, they kicked me out of school and now I'm in a mental hospital. Huh...time to test your epic tips out with the counselors!
7/2/25 - Update #3: IT WORKED FOR REAL!!! A woman is now putting me on some bed with straps and is sending me away somewhere. I heard something about "executation", which I'm gonna assume is an innuendo. I'm in for a ride! Thanks for your advice, Gary Wacky!