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RoboJumper!

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Humanity is destroyed. All of the other robots are hacked and you are the only non hacked robot. Your job is to defeat all the hacked robots so you can pay them back.

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Oh i hate this... i really do.
The problems with this game are massive and numerous.
So lets start with what this is.
A lazily designed, stupidly programmed, platforming shooter.
Aaaaaaand... that's about it.

Gameplay: Hideous controls, this character acts like every single time it walks, it is stepping through wet cement.
You means of attack is a spammable line that i assume is a laser. This attack is beyond broken and will destroy enemies FAR off the viewable screen. But that's not all. No this fucking thing can't even shoot right, it just goes straight in front of you... even if you are facing the opposite direction.
Your jumps MUST be precise as this slower then molasses in winter robot will more often then not careen of a blocky cliff cause you weren't moving fast enough or didn't jump at the PRECISE time.
Enemy AI is non-existent and might as well be cardboard objects to obliterate with your endless laser stream, they do absolutely NOTHING, they just stand there and get blown to hell.
Some even stupidly fire there own pointless purple stream, into oblivion, completely not caring that with in a few short seconds their existence will be over.

Art. Dude if you didn't give credit for these sprites from Metal Slug, and Henry Hatsworth, i am gonna assume you stole them, and as such, further makes you look like a complete imbecile of a game designer to me.
The rest are completely uninspired blocks of solid color.

Story: "What the fuck is a {sonic?} story?"
Truly this is one of the most uninspired pieces of trash to have been slapped like a dead fish to the portal.

This is junk utter junk and you should feel bad for wasting everyone's including your own, in time spent.
I hope this doesn't make it to the portal.
And there are not many games that I WANT to see blammed immediately.
You sir have failed. Truly and utterly failed.

Needs alot more work. No background, movement is slow to the point of not making jumps and the enemies don't hurt you at all.

The controls do not always respond, you move way too slow, and your jumps are not long enough to make it across the gaps presented. I seriously recommend you make the controls of the game as smooth as possible.

a masterpiece