I lost it at "Your voice is monotome and boring"
"How do I save her from drowning in a ocean of balls?" That's what I say too. Being the second or third guy is ok but anything beyond that is nasty.
YOLOing to the fullest! At the start I was thinking the narration could use some more empathy, some more intensity, but at the end it's just perfect, hilarity ensuing from the slight monotony of dialog - and there are those random comments that break the pattern every once in a while too, good variation. Script's good fun; the animation backs it up, even if it's a topic I don't really relate to. Keep it going!
Good thing I can't stand the taste of alcohol.
Plans within plans. It was a noble effort! Liked it.