Simple and fun, good job! :)
It's not working for my Safari, so I'm not going to vote.
Sorry. I'm sure it's not your fault. I know you didn't do this on purpose.
I'm still punching holes in my walls, though. That's kind of your fault.
Okay i came into this expecting low talent garbage.
And that is exactly what i get...
Story is not only blah and pointless, but has entire elements ripped from everyone's favorite memes.
This uber zoomed in camera is really disorienting and the game it self can be beaten in just a few minuets even if you suck at games.
All in all the jokes where painful to my soul, and the whole concept in general comes completely out of nowhere with no structure or depth what so ever. Or even a freaking pay off, its like a cheap Saturday morning cartoon.
Music is repetitive and out of focus for the "theme" and gets on you nerves after just one loop.
At least there where no bugs, that's a plus...
Simple little game that really could be skipped, and you would not miss a damn thing.
"uber zoomed in camera" is a feature. Try reading game info first. It was made for #lowrezjam.
Good work for a lowrezjam entry. Nice story graphics and the difficulty is well set, sometimes a bit hard but overall I could win in 260 seconds. The twist at the end is a nice little addition :D.
Exploring randomly, I wound up at the boss early. It is no longer possible for me to do anything at all, because I don't have what I need to defeat the boss, the two enemies two screens away can't possibly be passed from the left side, I didn't see any reason not to raise the flag that stands between those screens, and there's no reset button.