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Make ill-informed decisions, meet hybrid fantastical creatures. Can you discover the ultimate secret of the Ultra Crumpet ? Will you live to tell the tale ?
>> made for Stencyljam 2014 <<
i dont understand the story and for a choose a own adventure its nice if the game has a good story nevertheless good effort 2 out of 5 meowmeowbeenz for you
Thank you for your meowmeowbeenz raviivar (my favourite beans) !! I'm sorry the story didn't work for you, it was just meant to be a bit silly I guess and to have some weird surprises. Thank you for playing anyway, and writing a review for me ^^
There's a definite weirdness curve to the game, and that's fine! Good little story came into its own rather well... or was rather birthed :p We call 'em English muffins in the US... not sure I'd be comfortable with one that big visiting Earth... maybe a quick swing by the sun? I dislike underdone English muffin |:
The graphics were fine, but could've used a second layer to frame things out, add a hint of visual context to compliment the words... but the simple was nice in its own right :3 Anyway, glad you got this done on time, it's really cool!
Thanks so much Vicarious ! ha ha swing by the sun for a little browning. Yeah - I went with super simple graphics for this 'cos of the time constraints and actually the freedom it gives when writing a spontaneous kind of script. I'm really happy you liked the weird story - thanks again ! :D
Errrrrrrr.......What? Hold on, what did i just witness? A pineapple king of Venus got scared by an invisible Saxophonesis (sorry for spelling) So i kick him in the shins and he becomes pregnet.......
You must have played a different game. I'd be insulted if I played through a narrative like that. Maybe we can team up and find the culprit ?
Typo on the title page: You spelled 'sex provider' incorrectly. Also, I don't think you should advertise your job!
you should have given at least 4 stars for that - you bad, bad boy
Um its was Ok. Too many choices loop back at the cost of a life, rather than continue on for more adventure.
ok thanks. I needed to keep a limit on the length
I'll bake you a cupcake so sweet...
Aliens, evil wizards, space vampires, & Shyfters! Just another day in the life of a badass
Stop the killer bees
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