Best game ever !

We all know this game is a joke.

I gave you one star, beacuse this sound when you are hited made me spit tea at keyboard.

I can see a lot of time and passion went into this. True art must not wait for such petty things as "talent" or "ideas".

Some people might find the graphics to be a bit crude, but I interpret the child-like presentation to represent the figurative "shit-storm" we all try to avoid while growing up. It is a bittersweet journey we all must embark on, and one that is succinctly summarized by that magnificently nervous dancing sprite who watches from the sidelines. Is he timidly taunting or surreptitiously supporting our reluctant hero as he dances by the timer? The timer that ticks too fast to watch, even; like much of life. The melancholic rain of poop enraptures the dodgy spirit, and dance we must.

Stars are too material a thing to express my experience of this composition.

This games title does not lie.

Well....It's better then I can do.