the one time i threw up in class, i was in the machine room in the shop class when i started feeling sick, and when i was heading for the trash can i threw up on a 3d printer or something

I ate Ice Cream when I had to shit, but it was still in its wrapper, so I left it in there and used the bathroom. It didn't melt at all.

I remember throwing up once i couldn't tell if i had food poisoning or the flu all i knew was that it was coming from the stomach up to the top so i hovered over my toilet and this was after i ate dinner and i then puked out an entire piece of dark meat chicken that was the size of my hand and another one that was the size of my dog tokyo (which is pretty big for throw up small for a dog and he named tokyo bc he has like the outline of it on his forehead) and it felt like hell as it came up through my throat and it turns out it was a fever bc i used too much hot water in my shower yesterday when i basically had it burning like hell and drained half the water heater of hot water so i just gotta say that, that is relatable

Great work with this very funny

Awesome story! :)

But indeed, being the kid who throwed up once... damn, that's hell.
Luckily it was just a few weeks away from switching cities, so it didn't matter that at all, but it still, sometimes, haunts me in my nightmares.
Though it was no big deal back then.