This was mostly dull. It was just a Christmas snail song. Well, it figures it would be slow. It's not really a snail. It's more of a reindeer snail mutant. That could be a thing.
The best joke was at the very end. Yeah, always expect me to be here reviewing your stuff. At least it was in the Christmas collection. "Weird" is spelled correctly in all your other entries. This was just okay.