Talking dicks
Singing nips
Bait of click
Sir your stars are 4.6

-Night-

I lost it at the singing nipples and fat guys sitting on pastries....... XD

wow! head is very rare among penises and vaginas wow is so so so rare but fun and the animation is great!

My first reaction:
What a great irony. Apple are trying to make their own rules in the world of technology. Steve Jobs just took a phone, remove most of buttons from it, added an ability to use the Internet, play much more games and use much more applications, and made it very expensive, and here we are - we have an iPhone! Then he made an iPad - the same iPhone, but it's bigger in 4 times, you can't talk from it, and it costs even more.
And now, we have an Apple Watch, which have a bunch of useless apps, which you can use only if you have an iPhone 5, and costs 1000 FUCKING MURRICAN' DOLLARS.
In 2020 Apple are planning to make their own cars. I don't even want to know anything about them now.
Phones was created to talk, watches was created to watch time, cars was created to faster moving for long distances.
After titles:
WHAT? THIS IS NOT A JOKE?
I NEED MORE PURE COMMUNICATION!!!

(sigh) stares at Iphone

I NEED MORE PURE COMMUNICATION
luckily this came to my life, and i was like AAARRRGGHHHHH!!!!