It's okay.
Simple, fun, and kind of addicting.
Nothing life-changing, but I enjoyed playing it. Sort of.

the first second I saw this game I knew this would be my undoing
as I cautiously clicked it on the new games page I could already feel it building up inside me
as I clicked I felt my prostate begin to bulge
My huge manhood pressed against my pants and screamed to be unleashed
I revealed the first few feet of my monstrous genitalia and laid it down on the floor as my pleasure levels reached new heights
as I reached the end of the game I could take it no longer, as my genitals erupted with the force of a supernova I destroyed a thousand mile radius in all directions around me.

god that noise is annoying...

Press F then J then G then H to move forward. Would be better if this had been explained FIRST before you start playing.

Like. No bugs.