So here is what happened:
I found myself in hell with a shaved head.
A demon greeted me saying "welcome to hell" at least, I knew he said that but for some reason I didn't hear him.
then an intercom kind of appeared. It replayed my favorite Cave Johnson quote about combustible lemons, but for some reason, in hell I hated Cave Johnson. It gave me a headache but not a normal one, one that made loud static play in my head, making hard to hear my own thoughts and I thought,, "Don't tell me Cave Johnson is Satan" and then a large text shot infront of my face saying "CAVE JOHNSON IS SATAN" and then I woke up.