Seems like you've had pretty interesting experiences in pretty much all areas of life! XD Can't say I've ever had any on any scale even close to this! Wasn't expecting there could be this much to a topic such as this but... well done.
WHAT THE HEACK XD
you obviously have never lived with my parents then. SAVE ME- WE ONLY HAVE ONE BATHROOM. HELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP.
great as always, B! you are one of the only people on NG that I can tolerate fart/poop jokes from.