me: gentlemen... BEHOLD! i have created the most dangerous thing yet!
weegee: what is it exactly?
me: i don't know! why don't you try it weegee?
weegee: are you sure?
me: it's perfectly safe, so YES!
weegee: ok... *he touches the dangerous thing*
*it grows arms and legs*
*it then shows egg rolled*
me: *is wearing glasses so me head will not explode* this wasn't safe at all! and you fell for it! HAHAHAHAHAHA!