walrus?

that fuckin egg man

smb!this is f%^&*(@ awesomme!whoo!

A. The joke, it has been used, a lot, take a few more minutes to think of a way to build up and surprise us with the punchline
B. Your mic, I know not everyone can afford the super clear mics that all the big boys use, but you can record sound better then that on most cell phones these days
C. Effort, put more into your work, just throwing a flash up on here after tinkering around for five minutes doesn't cut it anymore

what?