You know you can just tilt the top part back, right? They're dispensers, not fireproof safes
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the ritual has begun
DUMPSTER-CLOCK responds:
but if you don't use the sacred ceremonial-incredibly-stupid-and-impractical-hand-dagger-thingy then you're actually performing the ritual of loro pobo and all that does is summons ABBA and forces them to play at your birthday party