Can you find the two easter eggs that will help you significantly in your quest? :3
Press R to restart and M to mute the music. This only works in-game!

I can't do any more fancy stuff, because I've reached my limit of 100 events. I even had to "compress" the current events a lot so I didn't go over my 100 event limit.
I also would've loved to implement something with the NG API; best times, seconds survived, stuff like that. But Newgrounds doesn't support HTML games fully yet.

Total time worked on it: about 50 hours.

THANK YOU EVERYONE WHO HELPED ME. I LOVE YOU ALL.

Controls, credits, instructions and other stuff is in-game. There is no tutorial though. But the first two levels are pretty easy, so those will suffice as one.

Last but not least: this is the seventh HTML game submitted to Newgrounds. EVER. Cool, eh?