Well, I didn't understand this at all, but it's actually pretty well done. I knew Kyle Justin was a familiar name. I was thinking you might be parodying the AVGN, and I was right. I actually liked how it went in reverse. That was quite innovative. How many bodily fluids does he have to throw at us?
I really liked the menu movie with Vegeta and Piccolo. Heck, you might have even wanted to make it about that! There are definitley some good drawing styles. I guess if I was familiar with bad Spider-Man games, I would have enjoyed this more. I'd think someone as rich as you would have a good animation program.