What the heck is this?! How can something like this pass judgement? It starts instantly with no play button, terrible looking duck and Fred Phelps, and horrible gameplay.

-1000 out of 5 stars!

I had to play this for the title of the game alone (which is great).

I have a few suggestions and I realize this is your first game so I'll keep that in mind:

Before the game actually begins it would be nice if you let the player know what the controls are...you know as well as I do that most are either mouse, arrows, or wasd, but the fire button can be space, z,x,c, or left mouse button.

Also I noticed a bit of lag in movement - firing seemed fine.

Who the heck is Fred Phelps?

When designing a shooter it's normally nice to have a few different levels, even if it's a short game.

best of luck in your future projects.

Very good! Just zip up that framerate, yo!

Game needs more effort put into it. With better models, smoother gameplay, and a leaderboard so people can compete.