Dude this fucking game...THIS MOTHERFUCKING GAME....
Is fucking awesome.
Like, the "terrible" NES style graphics make it fuckin' epic already (so serious right now) from the get go, the cutscene was hilarious, and the gameplay is overall amazing!
I could play this for hours. Everyone hating on this game can go die in a fuckin' fire, because this is gold. I would pay $20 to play this on an NES (y'know, cuz games were cheap back then), and I'd pay $1.99 for an Android version (for me 2 dollars is way too much for a mobile game, but this is worth it). Overall, I rate this fucking awesome. The randomness and sudden gameplay makes this game a good game anyways, so I don't find anything wrong with it.