Hat Chat is a comedy podcast by HAT Films, known for their YouTube series, 'Hatventures'. In Hat Chat episode 2, Smith reads out a news report about a man trying to steal lobsters from a shop, by putting them in his trousers. When I heard this fragment, I knew I had to do something with it!

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