A little late, don't you think? In fact, this animation is seven years old. Meanwhile, you feel the burning need to be melodramatic for some stupid-ass reason, regardless of whether doing so actually helps anybody.

Hint hint, it doesn't.

In all likelihood, I was never going to be an animator. Certainly not if I can't even retain the license key I had for flash at the time, which, by the way, is why I never continued and therefore why I will likely never do so.

Instead what I can do is work on that which I have the time and resources to improve; namely, my music. I notice this seven-year-old animation is the only thing of mine you bothered to review, likely also the only thing of mine you bothered to peruse. You wasted your own time if that's the case.

Making excuses? Sulking? You couldn't be further from the truth. I simply faced reality and reassessed my priorities. The reality is, the computer I made this animation on broke, the hard drive was subsequently commandeered and reformatted (without my consent, I might add) by my brother, and with that and my mother unable to recall which email she obtained the license with out of the myriad others she had, I effectively lost the ability to improve my animation skills.

I make no excuses. The animation was dogshit, the voice acting totally amateur, the background ill-composed, and the music horribly mismatched. I did what I needed to in order to get the grade, with the intention of eventually improving on the original animation, but I think we all know the saying about the first casualty of war. Nevertheless, this animation remains as a record of what I attempted to branch into.

I would say thanks for the review, but I'd be remiss if I were to consider this an honest review. You didn't even bother to examine anything else I've done, regardless of what it is. So instead, I'll say thanks for being a joke.

One more thing I'd like to add: my animation, as bad as it is, is still on a higher tier than your writing. I can at least say my animation is coherent, if half-baked and childish. But then I suppose that's the advantage of having a full twelve years of life on the mudslinger you really are.

I've seen your other two reviews. I'm not impressed in the least. You use big words in an attempt to sound smarter than you really are, and you speak from a complete lack of experience, without any concern as to whether your words help whoever they're directed towards.

The reason I know you do this is because I was almost exactly like you at age 14 in how I "reviewed" others' work. I say almost exactly because I was also extremely fastidious in regards to my words and sentence structure, regardless of whether I understood the work necessary to produce such a result. My animation took close to a year to complete. Imagine how long it took for Drifts or Hyun to make their RHG animations.

You call me stupid. I call you a joke. Everybody observing will call us wasteful, and they would be right to do so.

Ok, uh...what did you like about it??????

Are all your reviews like this? Addressing the issues in order: in a lot of RHG animations, there is talking, so dialogue and narration and such shouldn't be surprising; I was also trying to tell something that would pass for a story, so I'm sorry you bitch when there's more story than animation quality. I'm not too sure what jokes you are referring to, unless you're referring to those recordings of myself shouting those things like "MAKANKOUSAPPOU!!!" or "You been kicked/banned, bitch!" or whatever. You think I don't know I have to work on this? Why is there an entire beginning of talking, because my teacher said to put in a big old fucking backstory into the animation if it was going to be a stick animation. I know the graphics are terrible, I'M JUST STARTING OUT. They are not 8-bit. It wasn't really a reference as much as it was a demonstration of one of Virsteinn's many abilities; the shoop da whoop face just happened to be convenient. I've already explained the dialogue to you.

The next time you write a review, try giving tips as to how I can improve. Until then, thanks for nothing.

Fucking moron.

EDIT: Oh my fucking God, I just got trolled.

Yeah, I probably should've recorded myself at a louder microphone level on the conclusion portion. I'm glad you liked it, though.

Thanks for the review!

I had no real experience animating prior to taking the class I'm in right now, so it pretty much WAS made by a kid. XD

Although, being nineteen years old, I'm no longer legally a child. I will try and improve, I can say that much.

Thanks for the review!