I would rather prison rape...
..than to be submitted to that once more. I would ask you what you were thinking, but obviously you just were not.
Ask yourself this, "Dude in a hoodie, with two sticks, in his backyard pretending to be slain by his friend, with one stick, who likes to be obvious about his perspiration problem." Do you find this entertaining? Or do you simply derive pleasure from the discomfort that will come from others viewing this?
If talent was something I could give you, everyday would be your birthday. HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Here's a fresh idea. Stop doing flash.