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Cops. Fire. Erections. This film has none of these things.
This was written by an old friend of mine Peter and his friend Tom. It came from a comic jam between the two of them, so the story was improvised as they went along. What resulted was a sprawling 5 page odyssey the majesty of which mere words cannot describe.