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Every Relationship Ever

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From date one to divorce, this is how they all work.

And of course, for some reason, Newgrounds will never let me have an icon on any of my Flashes ever again.

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too much Butt. Man. Can I touch your butt? woman. NO! Man. WER'E THROUGH!

pretty funny

Smooth animation, good but simple art style, and the ending was hilarious! Keep up the good work


cute butt lol wanna go out lol let me touch it never bye lol dang cant even make it on base


its realy nice, but did u take it from that movie where this guy works in a motel and this painting spec. lady gets a room then bla bla blab he asks her: could i touch your butt? she said yes, couple a days later they had sex the guy got crazy for her and went all around americ for her.


my girlfriend dumned me a while ago so i know how it fells