I suspect this happened somewhere in America and the customer was foreigner from Europe. Cuz here in Europe we kinda all know what mortadella is (it's like sausage but contains a lot of fat), it originates from Italy

Congratulations you just made me google something.

As I work in retail, I know how it feels to get an in-your-face-all-up-in-yo'-space customer and 90% of them are idiots.

The worst one I ever had was a gypsy, who was in my store (which sells clothes) looking for lubricant for his car. That day, I would have suggested vasaline if he had have stayed with me for one more minute.

Regardless, I miss you, DUNDUNDUNNANANANUN, AND NOW I WONNNNDERRR.
A hidden gem from the FP phable, nice work man.

What in God's name is "MortaDella?"

Really, the customer's voice did get annoying later.javascript:submission_controlle r.GetReviewController().SaveReview();

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Congratulations I love you man :) <3

What?

i don't get it