Golly

My Voice :D

@noble I tried a few different voices. I thought that as far as him being a alcoholic, this was the most stereotyped I could get without him sounding drunk while he said it.

Its quite funny

Quite funny xD

Short and sweet

Random humor isn't the best humor, but this was pretty silly and that earns it some points.
Also, holy crap, techno remix of The Catalyst at the end? Bonus points.

Glad to hear a southern accent

Most people with such a voice make nothing worthwhile in life.