If I had a vagina
If I had a penis I would stick a baguette down into my dickhole and pretend I was giving birth. If I had a vagina I would wrap my legs around a redwood and bear hug that bitch...NO PENETRATION!!! Alas, this animation is all I have left of an imagination and would love to urinate on the animation itself just to mark it as my territory. But I cannot..........................I have no pee pees :[