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Dire Haven

rated 3.59 / 5 stars
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Action - Platformer - Hop and Bop

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Jul 28, 2011 | 5:39 PM EDT

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Author Comments

Naked people - naked people everywhere! Tired of being naked? Run through the traps to find a safe haven! There are 20 Campaign levels and 10 of the Expansion. The Expansion levels are ridiculously hard so we wouldn't recommend them to casual players.

There is a scoreboard for each mode you can submit your times to! Music can be muted under Options.

This game is a remake/sequel to the 2008 freeware title by independent game developer Sean Flannigan (radnom games). We hope you guys like this and have fun!



Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

It was ok

Well, yes it was a fairly average game of it's type, but I found myself to be quite entertained. The only problem I had was on one of the extra levels in which you had to use a specific character skin in order to make it. That just wasn't cool. Overall, the extra levels weren't nearly as hard as you made them out to be in the description other than that one. They were fairly straight-forward once you figured out early on that some of the platforms were invisible.


Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

wheres my damn medals

there are no medals while this game clearly is in the medals section???


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Porno Platformer! Lol!

The controls seem to be very fluid and the platforming was lots of fun. :D But weird theme though! xD Good job!


Rated 5 / 5 stars


GREAT! fast paced and no loading between deaths. PERFECT for fast time wasting.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Jolly fun!

Really nice platformer. Pretty conventional except for that one single touch, the naked people, that gave the game a unique feel. Quite hard but not as much as I thought it would be.

Now that I think of it, naked platformers are not that rare. I'm thinking of Sonic and many more, if the boots don't count. Maybe naked adventure games or shooters would be stranger, but anyway, this is the first platformer I know of that says its characters are naked, so congratulations.

Oh, and the story is messed up, 'cause why would anyone try to escape from a naked world? The best combination for me is a world like theirs in some things, like in being full of naked people, and like ours in other stuff, like in not being full of killer spikes and flying razors.