So, I took the time to beat about the Story Mode and the Expansion levels. This game doesn't need the naked angle. Without it, it'd be the same game, so it's unnecessary. I know Americans think random/spontaneous is funny, but not always. I wouldn't call it a 5 star game because the controls are really slippery. The game is hard enough. Adding the whacked out controls just makes it a bit unplayable. All in all, the game is good. I'm happy you didn't go the route of the unfair platformer.
Reviews for "Dire Haven"
I have beaten the lost levels TWICE now and it still doesn't give me the medal. I wouldn't give this game a 0.5 if the lost levels weren't so incredibly hard.
nice game
this game is really good...but to challenging for me...
maybe if i didnt have a bedtime but it would take me 5 hours to complete this game...
(there should be points and maybe a time limit)(but it resets whenever you die)
to hot
i love it very challenging but i had to cover the screen whe my mom walked in now im grounded but it was worth looking at those titties
yay
ok its not super original....BUT
its a great hard and naked jump&run adventure..
some levels very frikin evil "lost levels"
i enjoyed this nudistic and bloody game a lot
thumbs up 4 your work