"But you're dead!"
"I can't be pregnant! You're dead!"
"What?! I'm not dead!"
"But you have to be. You're a vampire."
"Vampires aren't dead! Who ever said that?"
"Everybody. Every-single-body ever. Ever. Including you, like, all the time."
"I think I remember if I said that. You're just a big silly, you big silly."