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Hello my lovelies! Princess Laucherella here! I know it's been like 6 months since the last Cyberen Silly. Let's just say I've been in hiding, and last month Seal Team Six raided my fairytale castle in Waziristan. I'm still alive though so the joke's on them!!!

When you last saw Cyberen, he was passed out on the floor after smoking a rock of crack cocaine the size of John Goodman. When he wakes up, he's in bondage - and not even the kind he likes! Yes, folks, it would appear that someone at Cyberen's raucous crack party has sold him into slavery. Are you really surprised?

As it turns out, the culprit is master of disguise Puta De Caballo, agent of the insidiously evil Milka Tennipples! Cyberen gets into all kinds of trouble in his new life and even sings a traditional Americana slave song (that he later learns is racially offensive in a valuable moral lesson)! Meanwhile, it's up to WORLD CLASS DETECTIVE Jhonen Vasquez to solve the mystery and save his gay lover Cyberen. But will he make it in time? WATCH AND FIND OUT!

Remember to always look both ways before you cross the street!

Love,
Laucherella, Crown Princess of Newgrounds

PS There is now a Cyberen Sillies facebook page omg wow!

Note: Newgrounds animator Brock Janson has been battling HIV for many years. Last week he found out he has AIDS. Please keep Brock in your prayers in this difficult time and send him your positive thoughts at http://cyberen.newgrounds .com