your ass
smells fantastic
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I think it took me like 20 minutes, feel free to downvowte.
OvenGloves responds:
this is true.
A bit esoteric
I've never questioned the purpose of toilet paper. It's meant to remove any stains left over to avoid foul smells and diaper rash. Have you ever had some doo-doo left over in your crack, squishing and squashing between your checks? It's a constant reminder which hinders your performance in your daily life. And diaper rash is something to avoid for obvious reasons. Thus, I salute you, toilet paper!
OvenGloves responds:
No you see toilet paper is great thing indeed, but what I'm saying is that making it smell nice is pointless, since nobody is going to come up to you and smell how fresh your anus is.
umm... RANDOM!
it was random to me... but some people might laugh