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Drugs, drugs, drugs!

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edit: Front page? THANKS NG! Also thanks to everyone for the feedback and for watching, I've got more cartoons coming through your tubes! (soonish)
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I grew up watching some prime anti-drug PSAs in the late 80s and early 90s, the best one had 'Snake' - a funky fresh drug dealer encouraging kids to do drugs. The whole "drugs are evil" message was sort of lost after he began morphing into a really cool snake/man hybrid, suggesting that drug dealers have cool snake powers and crack cocaine could give you these powers as well.

I still look for Snake in the sketchy downtown alleys to this day. I want snake powers. :(

The original commercial can be seen on YouTube - just search for "1980's snake drug PSA". Thanks for watching!

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This is one of my all time favorites! Can you give us the lyrics to the poop song?

BillyNapalm responds:

Hey there, kid! You wanna smoke some crack?
Come hang with me, you're on the right track!
I'll shave your chest if you wash my back,
Then we'll be friends and smoke some crack!
Poop de la loop and a shoop de loop
Bend on over and take a poop!
Look at me poopin', stoopin' and a loopin',
Crack and a smack and a Bob Delooton!
Spare some change for a poor poopin' dude,
Give me a dollar, you'll see me nude!
Crack is good but it gives you the wheezes,
That's OK 'cause it tastes like Jesus!

Dude, this is the funniest shit i have ever seen XD

BillyNapalm responds:

If you look closely, there are THREE shits near the end. Bonus!

Don't smoke crack or you'll end up like that dude or in jail SUCKKKKA!!!!!!!

BillyNapalm responds:

Your morals are intact, and all the dads in the world smile upon you from heaven.

wow that was so funny.lol

BillyNapalm responds:

Thanks!

Man I laughed my pants off

BillyNapalm responds:

Now is a perfect opportunity to do the hobo dance.