This was quite good for a black comedy-style parody. LOL!
I lost my shit at the ending quote.
Wow, that was really weird. At first, I thought it might be a parody or something. It just seemed like it was too clichéd at first. I mean, it did get better. I actually felt bad for these characters. It just wasn't what I was expecting.
I think it did work out in the end. Well, obviously not in universe. It was weird to see her panties like that. Uh...Happy Valentine's Day? It's almost Thanksgiving anyway.
Da hell It's GREAT