Cyberen gets AIDS? Cyberen! Why, is that a Cyberen Silly in the portal? YES! Why, yes it is. If you're wondering where I've been all this time: It turns out that my bible club teacher was secretly dosing me with LSD and molesting me. I eventually entered a state of chemical induced psychosis and have been recovering in a raw food commune in Florida because my parents believe hospitals are the devil.

Oh my goodness, boys and girls, I'm rambling. It has been far too long. I know you've all been waiting patiently for this season of Newgrounds's favorite educational, family-friendly adventure serial - The Cyberen Sillies! If you watch this episode and are lost by all the many plot lines going on, I suggest going to my profile and backtracking until you are up to speed!

Our favorite orange protagonist Cyberen Broyoshi and bumbling sidekick Jhonen Vasquez have used the money they stole from the Horsebitch Cavalry to fuel a raucous cocaine party at Cyberen Manor that has been going on the whole 9 months I've been gone from making Cyberen Sillies.

Something goes horribly wrong, however, when Cyberen injects a needle full of cocaine into his scrotum that was first used by former basketball star Magic Jordan. Cyberen sure throws one "heck" of a party, if you will excuse my language, Jesus.

From here you just might see a very comical (but still very EDUCATIONAL) music number from the point of view of a little virus structure who looks and sounds quite a bit like our hero Cyberen, as he begins destroying Cyberen's T-Cells! Get ready to laugh and learn, kiddies!

When Cyberen hears the little guy singing in his Cyberen-sack he begins to panic! Will Cyberen be able to get this HILARIOUS virus out of his body before he dies a HILARIOUS slow painful wasting death? WATCH AND FIND OUT!

Remember that I love you, and when you inject intravenous drugs into your private parts, always use a clean needle!

Love,

HRH Laucherella McKuntz, Crown Princess of Newgrounds