Sir, I loved this ambitious project which you have embarked upon, that is assuming you plan on continuation. I think I liked the walrus best because you see he was a little sorry for the poor oysters. He ate more than the Carpenter, though, you see he held his handkerchief in front, so that the Carpenter couldn't count how many he took: contrariwise. That was mean! Then I like the Carpenter best--if he didn't eat so many as the Walrus. But he ate as many as he could get! Well! They were both very unpleasant characters.